It's so weird the way that people think yoga would solve all of your problems...
I feel anxious "Have you tried yoga?" I need to lose weight "Yogas good for that" I need to gain weight "What about yoga?" I think too much "You know yoga could help" I married an arsehole "Try yoga" I'm depressed "Yoga really heals" My kids hate me and I don't even care "Yes but you haven't tried yoga yet have you?" I have an itchy vagina "Yoga?"
No yoga. It isn't the cure for everything. I'm not flexible, it's embarrassing. I can barely reach my own itchy vagina. I'm not voluntarily hanging out with skinny flexible chicks who meditate and are probably all magical in bed.
I'm solving my problems on Google, from my couch, while eating, like normal humans.
The 2016/17 Falls line-up is sliding on through to home base! Check out the artists who will be taking over all four corners of Australia and transforming each of our spaces into immersive carousels of music, dance, light and art! Tickets on General Sale: 9am Tue Aug 30 via http://fallsfe.st
Let's see if we can get 10,000 Likes to Thank these guys and all that have fought for our freedom. A MASSIVE THANK YOU :) Don't forget to take 20 seconds to sign the petition it's the least we can do !! www.stopforeignownership.com.au
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The fate of Kidman Station — One of Australia’s largest beef producers with 185,000 head of cattle, hangs in the balance while the Foreign Investment Review Board (FIRB) mulls over proposals from Chinese buyers. The two frontrunners are Hong Kong-based investment company Genius Link Asset Management and the Shanghai Pengxin Group.
We are very happy to announce the birth of our 5 beautiful babies, born on the 28th of January and just shy of 30 weeks.
We would like to say a big thank you to Dr Jan Dickinson for looking after me and the babies with such love and care. I was very lucky to have an amazing medical team supporting me. Thank you for giving me an exceptional birth!
The babies and I are both doing very well, thank you for all your well wishes and support.
Police have given a move along direction at a Mount Isa school after a small, orange lizard-like creature with a yellow belly and flaming tail was found on the property. The creature answers to the name Charmander.
Police are seeking public assistance to #catchemall before any more creatures trespass on private premises. #whenwillitbeover
As the suns sets over The Canberra Hospital tonight I enjoy it with the innocence of a child. I wonder how many sun sets do I have left? None of us know, but then I realise that that isn't what counts. What really matters is enjoying the here and now. My cancer is growing in my liver and I have just started more chemotherapy to try to buy me some more time with my wonderful friends and family. As I grow older, and watch my children do the same, I realise that there is never a good time to lose a parent, so I must focus on today and enjoy having them by my side, even if Willoughby always beats me at Connect Four, and Hamilton makes paper planes that fly much further than mine. I love my family, I love this village. #nowisawesome. XXConnie P.S. Please don't worry about me too much just yet. My medical team are working hard and I've still got good treatment options.
Happy New Year Villagers! We wish you a safe, happy and healthy new year filled with precious little moments with the ones you love. Thanks for a great 2016, you've made it such a special year. Love and laughter. XXConnie #nowisawesome P.S. Start gearing up now for the best year ever! Let's make it a record breaker.
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The ACCC is urging Australians to watch out for tax time scams after more than $1 million was reported lost to Scamwatch already this year.
If you receive an email or phone call out of the blue from ‘the ATO’ claiming that you are entitled to a refund, that you owe money or asking you to confirm, update or disclose confidential details like your tax file number, press ‘delete’ or just hang up. Verify the caller or sender by contacting the ATO on its official contact number: 1800 008 540.
Find out more: http://scamwatch.gov.au/news/steer-clear-of-tax-scams
SCAM ALERT! Watch out for fake parcel delivery scams this Christmas
Scammers are sending emails pretending to be from Australia Post or FedEx, to try and trick you into believing you have an ‘undeliverable package’. In some cases, these emails may include your name and address and include legitimate-looking company information, complete with fake logos.
The email may threaten to charge you a fee for holding your ‘undelivered item’, and will ask you to open an attachment, click a link or download a file to retrieve your parcel. If you follow these instructions, you will likely download a ransomware virus that locks your computer.
To unlock your computer, scammers demand payment in the form of bitcoins (a form of online currency) or wire transfer. Even if you pay the fee, there is no guarantee that you will be able to access your computer again.
Australia Post will never call you out of the blue to request payment or send you an email asking you to click on an attachment.
If you receive an email about an un-deliverable package, don’t open any attachments or download files – delete it straight away!
Find out more at - https://www.scamwatch.gov.au/news/don%E2%80%99t-accept-gifts-from-a-scammer-this-christmas
When I was 13 my mum had this guy to her new boyfriend. Like all 13 year olds I thought my life was over.
My HALF brother was coming to ruin my life.
I was so wrong. I had been kicked out of 2 high schools and had a thorough distaste for all authority. So one day in my third high school at 15 years old, I walked into class after having 40 half days absent (wagged) and the teacher (who didn't know who I was) slammed an exam in front of me. The exam was to write an essay on something we loved, I wrote it on my little brother Will. As a kid who failed everything.. I got an A+.
I often think about all the times that I yelled at my mum because she was too busy with her "new kids" when she was actually giving me the best gift of my life.
There is no such thing in my family as half siblings.
Shepherd Day Vine was born Thursday arvo and both @sophie_vine and I have been staring at him ever since! Soph was a champion and both her and Shep are going great. Van is going between obsessed with him and not phased by him attitudes! #VansLittleBro #From3to4ofUs #Shepherd
It is with a heavy heart we have farewelled Misha our much loved Rothschild Giraffe. Misha had been suffering from chronic osteoarthritis and despite months of treatment it was clear she was in pain and increasingly unable to walk properly. Sadly the difficult decision was made to end her suffering and give her a dignified end to her life. Misha was made globally famous by the iconic image, The Kiss. The photograph of her tending to her calf resonated around the world, helping to raise the profile of the endangered Rothschild Giraffe. Farewell sweet girl, you are beautifully immortalised in that photo but will live on in our hearts for much longer: http://ow.ly/tBcw3009P9w