Rewind: Take a look back at the career of Chainsaw, the meanest and most feared beast on the Queensland rodeo circuit.
Only seven cowboys successfully rode the Brahman for eight seconds.
Featuring the song “Chainsaw” written and performed by Australian country music legend Tom McIvor and later performed by fellow Australian country music legend and Order of Australia recipient Reg Poole.
The head of Fair Work Building Construction says he doesn't keep an official diary, his Chief Operating Officer says he doesn't know where he is or what he's doing... It's just bizarre. This is the guy that the Turnbull Government pays $440,000 a year to be a union-buster. Please Like and Share if you think this stinks.
A lot of Queens have messaged me this week to ask what exactly this book is about, so here is a small snippet of what you will find inside.
Childbirth, having your baby sliced out of tummy on more drugs then you had in your 20s and the disappointment you'll feel that none of them even slightly compare to the shittest E you've ever had. Or the natural and graceful act of getting un-enjoyably fisted by your #hotdoctor and then shitting all over yourself in front of everyone.
Anxiety, how to go from hiding in your house to embracing your anxiety to being a diva about it "Queen Down mother fuckers get me a paper bag pronto"
Relationships, how tough it is for men and how understanding we must be when the arse fuckery of let downs sinks in and your realise that you actually married a spare dick. Of course there are some pearls of wisdom to help you clear the smoke and remind yourself that... "Yeah I could tap that again." And the heart breaking story of when Bill and I were unfaithful 😔 and how we came back to eventually being stronger then ever. 👊🏼
Body image, how I went from being a bulimic teenager and an adult with the belief system that everything would be ok if I could just lose 5 kilos, to me a Queen who struts her muffin top and knows deep down that numbers on scales are nothing, I am hot as fuck. 👊🏼
Kids, how to stay calm when one is pissing on your pillow another just screamed that she hates you and another just shat in the eski.
Queens. Some of us swap slow cooker recipes and others roll each other massive spliffs to get through. But we all get through and our differences unites us.
And so much more.
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What a hard fought race. So close on the line. Gave it my all and so proud to win the bronze medal in the Keirin. My 6th Olympic medal in 4 games. I didn't know in winning this id become * Australia's most successful Olympic track cyclist * The only woman in the world to medal in all 4 sprint events at the Olympic Games * The only Australian athlete to medal individually at four consecutive games with this being my 5th individual medal Thanks Amy McCann for the stats! Big thanks to the many people involved Sprint starts tomorrow
The fact that Australians can enjoy their weekends without fear of getting shot is "probably" because our government decided to strip us of our God-given right to own projectile weaponry capable of shooting down helicopters.
Every year the Salvo's host a huge Christmas lunch for 2,000 people in our community who would otherwise not be feasting tomorrow. And every year we show our support by giving them a truckload of fresh food. It's a wonderful event and we're so proud to be a part of it. Hope it's a cracking lunch tomorrow @salvosau !
At the beach today.. I saw heavily pregnant women pulling herself out of her car. 2 kids following, they were doing the usual, being drainers, fighting, winging, dobbing, complaining.
I remember being pregnant with the second and third... It's so fucked, you don't have anywhere near the energy levels you require to deal with that shit 24/7. But this majestic chick was different.. She had no shoes on... She was on the phone, laughing at something hilarious... She was totally tuned out to the drainingness that is pregnant mothering...... Until one started the relentless tugging at her arm... and what does this legend do? She doesn't yell, doesn't snap, doesn't even look at him... Reached into her bag, grabbed 10er and handed it to the kid. They both shut up immediately and ran to kiosk to buy an ice-cream while the legendary barefoot laughing pregnant goddess parked her arse under a tree and basked in the winter sun.
Finished her phone call, kids return revelling in their ice creams, she kissed them and they all went on enjoying their time.
Dear barefoot pregnant lady laughing on the phone. I love you.
Some days we all just have pick our battles, give into the little shits so that we can enjoy our time with them in the sun.
Felt like a creep asking her for a photo. So here is selfie of me appreciating her.
Was that a dream? Did I actually just give birth to a girl? For two parents who were so convinced they were delivering a boy - Baby Hank - even right up to when bub was put on my chest (and I quickly thought the umbilical cord was a penis) Betty you have blown our minds!!! It took me a few hours to grasp the concept of you because it was like I was looking straight down at Bobby all over again. You are twins!!! Absolutely besotted by you darling girl. Look how much your Dad loves you already. This photo truly sums up the quote 'I never realised how much I loved your Daddy until I saw how much he loved you.' 📷 @elsacampbell @birthphotographycollective
So Chris Hemsworth made a birthday cake for his kid and the internet shat its pants?! Bitch please, do you know how many cakes I've made?! Where is my parade? Just because he has a penis it's a triumph? Look I love a Hemsworth, don't get me wrong, but for fuck's sake.. Mothers be making cakes for many years now. Let's all calm down.
To share or not to share, that is the question! If we gave you $200, would you share it or keep it? Tag the mate you would share with if you’re a sharer or tag yourself if you’re not in the comments below and you could win $200 cash!
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WHO WANTS TO WIN A NIGHTS ACCOMMODATION IN THIS BEAUTIFUL NORFOLK CABIN!!?? The lovely people down at at Adelaide Shores are gearing up for their 72 hour sale which starts THIS Wednesday 28th Sept at 12noon, so to celebrate they're giving one of my FB friends a free holiday! Simply pop your name below to be in the running. Its super simple, but the comp is only open for 24 hours! I'll draw it Friday night at 8pm. Then make sure you stay tuned to my social pages for more details on their SUPER 72 hour sale. You guys are going to be the first to hear about it because I love when you guys can get a bargain!
To celebrate the influence of perfume and the beginning of spring, 11 florists have spent over 5,000 hours and used over 150,000 fresh flowers to design this year’s David Jones Flower Show. Visit us instore at our Elizabeth St store and enjoy a complimentary guided tour led by our horticultural experts: http://bit.ly/2cCgRcc