HOPE AND JOY The Perth family torn apart by the MH17 disaster, the Maslins, have shared with us some very special news. With the birth of Violet May Maslin. They released this statement, a short time ago.
"Violet May Maslin came in to the world on Tuesday 10 May, bringing with her love and light, hope and joy.
Our family was torn apart when MH17 was blown out of the sky by the violent anger of a nationalist missile, on July 17, 2014. Our three innocent, beautiful and inspiring children were killed, alongside their grandfather, Nick Norris.
We believe that Mo, whose 14th birthday was Saturday, Evie, 12 next week, Otis, 10 next month, and Grandad Nick have sent us an amazing gift. Violet’s birth is a testament to our belief that love is stronger than hate."
"This is my new mate Edna 👩👵 I met her at the bus stop after work. We started talking and she told me how she was just going into town for something to do because she was lonely in the house by herself after her husband of 55 years had passed away. It broke my heart thinking of this cute little old lady all alone with no one to talk to so I asked for her number so I could come visit her for a cup of tea ☕️ She's 91 and just took her first selfie.✌" <3
Me "well I don't stay at home and mum all day either. What do you do?"
Dick head "I'm a cafe owner."
Me, "so your a cafe owning dad"
Dick head, "What?"
Me, "Well if parenthood hasn't stolen your identity why should it steal mine? I go to the beach, I teach my kids and their friends how to paint, I have coffees, love eating out and make half arsed meals for my family amongst other things."
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An open letter to my 7 year old daughter who won't talk to me because I won't let her watch The Bachelor.
Dear Miss Billie-Violet,
Last night you got angry at me. You told me that it isn't fair that I don't let you watch The Bachelor.
I know right? It's the Bachelor. I let you watch all sorts of shows, you often hear swearing on TV and you don't bat an eye lid at nudity.
So why have I gone all hard arse on The Bachelor?
Because sweet thing and listen very carefully, your mum is rarely wise so you must pay attention.
You go to school and you are asked to run race against your best friend, you get into class and you offered a prize if you are the BEST artist in the class, you brush your hair in the bath tub with your friends and decide to Hold a COMPETITION on who's hair is the longest.
I have had to reside myself and give in to the great competition that is our society. Your little lives are full to the brim with competing against each other, sometimes it's a miracle that kids leave childhood with any friends at all.
But do you know what one thing you should NEVER ever compete for is?
Because there are no winners and there are no losers with love. In your life you will love a man and he will love someone else, it happens to everyone. But that someone else didn't win and you didn't lose. You might meet someone else, you might decide you like women, you might just love being alone. But you will never lose.
And do you want to know the most important reason I won't let you watch The Bachelor? Because the day your friends fall in love should bring you SOOOOOO much joy. The absolute funnest part of falling in love is debriefing and dissecting and repeating every single thing that he said to you with...... Your friends, because they WANT to know, they love the fact that you are in love. They don't sit in a corner at a cocktail party staring at you and bitching about you to other girls who they also hate because they are all COMPETING for love.
That's just not how it works.
So you go and read a book or something while mummy watches The Bachelor on her own because I'm old enough know that it is fiction and I love a bit of shit fiction but your fresh young impressionable brain should be planning how you and every other little sweet girl you know are going to join forces and lead this beautiful world instead of poisoning yourself with shit TV.
So be mad if you must Miss Billie-Violet, but one day when your best friend and you are up until 3am Facebook stalking the boy she is in love with I will listen to you giggling and barge in for my apology.