dropping out of school at 15 to study art and then dropping out of art to work in a pub doesn't make me an expert on much..
But really homework??? School gets my kid for 6 hours a day five days a week and then they give them homework, clearly we are not an over achieving household but we have ambitions to remain sane.. She 6... Surely after a whole day at school her time would be better spent climbing a tree.. Or swimming at the beach.. Or lying on her back imaging that's she's a flying fucking snail? Billie-Violet came home from school the other day with "mum the teacher said you need to do my homework with me" don't quote me on that, all my kids tend to lie and BVs teacher is lovely but I couldn't help but think to myself, "does your teacher know that I have 4 kids, a dog and a cat and some days I don't find the time to change my tampon?"
FFS as if my life isn't already full of enough shit for me to feel guilty about not doing, now I can add homework to my list of short comings.
You may have heard about some of the issues that coal seam gas mining is causing in the Condamine River and surrounding areas where I grew up in Australia. You may not have heard about the devastating emotional and human toll it's taking on some of our farmers. We're honored to have worked with Helen Bender - George Bender on the video for our collaboration with Rob Hirst, The Truth Walks Slowly (In The Countryside) and hope after watching you feel as shocked and outraged as we do.
So sad to hear my little mate Kieren has lost his battle. I called him Wednesday to say hi but he was sleeping. I was told his dream was to have his name on a players wrist. U inspired me Kieren I'll write your name every game the rest of this year and hopefully we can make your last dream come true. #upupcronulla #kieren #inspiration
A recent study seems to suggest that the eldest child is the most intelligent. Researchers analysed data from over 20,000 people and found a clear drop in IQ and perception of their own intelligence with each younger sibling. But what do YOU think? Is the eldest - the smartest? #DAILYDEBATE
I just saw a Mother pull the death grip upper arm hold, kneel down to child's level, violently whisper something terrifying move on her little cherub who was being a huge dick head and it was glorious. That was my NUMBER ONE go to when disciplining my children in public. I once said to Odette: "If you don't stop your ridiculous behaviour I will shave every one of your barbie's heads and melt them in the oven".. All through clenched teeth.. Pro tip: The quieter you say it, the more afraid they become. Yelling is for amateurs.
'It's chilly enough for ugg boots today' thinks this eastern brown snake....A resident from Moana walked outside and saw the tail of something brown go into her ugg boot, looks snuggly in there doesn't he...
Kim's been called too fat, too thin, too fake, too everything.
She looks like this for a living and let's face it Queenies, competing with a mirror for Kanye's attention would be hard work 😓. Women looking like Kimmy K on Instagram is not the the enemy. Believing that this is the only definition of sexy is the enemy. Sexy has endless variations, we might not all have this glamorous bathroom but we certainly all have our own sexy. 👊🏼 I bet Kim exercises... A lot.
I actually hate exercise, more then most people I know. Once every 6 months I go for a run. Bill watched my last one from our bedroom window, he watched me run 75 metres down the road, turn around and run back. 3 minutes after embarking on my run I collapsed through the door struggling to breath and was met with my loving husband saying, "What was that? It wasn't a run, it was more like 3 minutes of interpretive dance down the road I hope the neighbours saw that," I flipped him the bird "don't hate it coz you ain't it babe"
I salute all women, every single fucking one of us. The ones who change our minds about our runs after passing 3 houses and the ones who work their Queenly arses off at he gym. Queen love.
There is but one New Year wish for William & his family... To the person who knows what happened to William, please find the courage to contact Crime Stoppers now so Police can find little William & bring him home to the arms of his Mum & Dad where he belongs... #OneMillionReasons, #BringWilliamHome, #MakeTheCall, #WheresWilliam, #NowsTheTime Call now before Police call on you! 1800 333 000