Time for one of our most popular recipes with plenty of variations. Tried, tested and loved!
* 1 cup desiccated coconut * 1 cup milk (soy, almond, rice milk if lactose intolerant) * 1 cup caster sugar (normal sugar is fine, see notes below) half a cup is my preference
* 1 cup self raising/rising flour (Gluten Free SR Flour if gluten intolerant)
Original Version from book 2 (red) released 2008
Original recipe is one cup of sugar, I only ever use HALF a cup and it's perfect, in fact you can use quarter a cup of stevia not sugar when I have it on hand.
Preheat oven 180C/360F.
Place all ingredients in a bowl and mix. Line a loaf tin with baking paper and pour mixture in. Bake for 40 minutes.
Club Tropicana Variation of our 1,1,1,1 Cake:
* Add the zest of one Lime to the cake mix * Ice with a white chocolate ganache, add some shredded coconut and more lime zest.
*Simply add a very, very ripe mashed banana (they are best) and mix thoroughly.
* Simply replace the coconut in the recipe above with HALF a cup of cocoa instead and you have the EASIEST chocolate cake.
Simply add half a cup of cocoa to the original recipe (leave the coconut in).
PASSIONFRUIT VERSION; A great version when passionfruit is on sale and in season.
SIMPLY ADD ONE WHOLE PASSIONFRUIT TO THE CAKE MIX & TO THE CREAM CHEESE ICING.
This recipe is sensational because of it's simplicity, a frugal favourite perfect for family and friends who drop in for a cuppa and a chat. SERVING SUGGESTION:
Serve warm with butter or cold with cream cheese icing … Deliciously simple!
YOU CAN MAKE THIS LACTOSE AND GLUTEN FREE BY USING GLUTEN FREE SELF RAISING FLOUR AND ZYMIL LACTOSE FREE MILK OR SOY, ALMOND, COCONUT OR RICE MILK. COMPLETELY OPTIONAL:
Cream Cheese Icing:
60g cream cheese, softened 30g butter, softened 1/2 teaspoon vanilla essence 3/4 cup icing sugar mixture Place cheese, butter and vanilla in a bowl. Using an electric mixer, beat until pale. Gradually add icing sugar mixture, beating until combined.
OR OUR FAMOUS GANACHE CHOCOLATE ICING: CHOCOLATE GANACHE
350g /12 oz. quality dark chocolate, chopped 1 cup (250ml) heavy cream 1 tbsp. dark rum (optional) Place the chocolate into a medium bowl. Heat the cream in a small saucepan over medium heat. Watching closely, bring it just to a boil. When the cream has come to a boil, pour over the chopped chocolate, and whisk until smooth.
Stir in the rum. Allow the ganache to cool slightly before pouring over the cake. Start at the center of the cake and work outward. For a fluffy frosting, allow it to cool until thick, then whip with a whisk until light and fluffy
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Move over Muslims, Gays and Aboriginals, there is a new oppressed minority in town: the road cyclist.
By day, Terry is a mild mannered physiotherapist that lives on a plant based diet. But by peak commute times Terry is the Cycle-nator 2000. Armed with a GoPro and the suppressed rage of a school shooter playing Duck Hunt with a faulty Nintendo pistol, Terry is waging war on aggressive drivers.
No longer will he be bullied into Government provided bike paths. No longer will he stick left to allow a safe overpass. This is 2017 and he isn’t going to sit behind the back of the fucking bus, motherfucker.
The Rosa Parks of mid life crises has one natural predator: the Ute driver. The kind of man that has escalated his irritation of cyclists into full blown homicidal hatred. The kind of man to kick a Quokka and laugh like an locally anaesthetised Forrest Gump getting a root canal.
Terry leaves his practice and is riding home. An old boy leaning forward in his Corolla squinting like a confused Jackie Chan in an Amsterdam coffee shop comes within 1.5m of his bike. The red mist of lycra-mooseknuckling comes over him, “OI WATCH IT SHIT FOR BRAINS”.
Terry is satisfied in giving this driver an official verbal warning. He continues in the middle of the left lane on Mounts Bay Road. Like the theme music to Jaws, Terry hears the ominous bass of Aussie Hip Hop coming up behind him. Like a surfer having her period, Terry knows he is a sitting duck.
A HiLux complete with Aussie flags still attached accelerates and overtakes Terry coming within 1.2m of Terry’s bike. Terry pumps himself up like Lance Armstrong’s veins and accelerates to meet the driver at the lights.
He pulls up beside the HiLux driver, momentarily turns off his GoPro and then boots the side mirror clean off. GoPro back on, he dismounts and confronts the driver “YOU TRYING TO KILL ME CUNT?”
The driver is perplexed, “Mate I was nowhere near you, ride on the fucking bike path you are holding up traffic”. Terry feels the rage of a thirsty African at an out-of-service coloured drinking fountain and goes Apartheid on his arse:
“MY PEOPLE ARE LEGALLY ALLOWED TO USE THIS ROAD FUCKHEAD, YOU WANNA FUCKING KILL ME? GO ON TAKE YA BEST SWING OR RESPECT MY RIGHTS”
Unlucky for Terry, the HiLux driver is fresh off his latest win at the Gate after the Green Mundine fight, “I’m gonna make your dick piss registration fees mate”. What follows is two grown men punching on over the spilt milk of petty cuntery.
Later that night, Terry cherry picks the best footage for his narrative and uploads it to Facebook. The oppression of his people continues. Spare a dollar for Cunt Vision and feed Terry’s ego for another day.