COMPETITION TIME! For your chance to win FOUR complimentary passes and FOUR medium combos with FOUR choc tops, simply like our page and tag the THREE friends you'd love to bring along. Competition closes Sunday night at 8pm
"Just driving, driving, driving, then nek minute..."
Three young fishermen have a incredible tale to tell their mates after they had to be rescued from the breakwater, just off the coast of Townsville last night. The trio said they thought they would suffer the same fate as the Titanic when their small boat hit the rocks and almost flipped.
Around 10 per cent of Nhill's population arrived from Myanmar traumatised and unfamiliar with western society. But far from dividing locals, the influx of newcomers has brought new life to the community.
The doc told a guy that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act. The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it," He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open. He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe. Finally, he realized his solution. On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck. Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to play with his unit. He closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew closer to the big finish, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied, "What?" He heard, "This is the police. What's going on down there?" The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted." Came the reply, "Well, you might as well check your brakes too while you're down there because your truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago."
Scouting for models in Australia that are 1) Big, chunky American staffies 2) Must like trying on clothes and be willing to work it for the camera 😉 3) Have a Mum or Dad that knows how to take a good well lit picture for our Instagram. 4) Has time to do a try on by Wednesday if we send parcel express today. We're not asking much are we? 😂 Please post a photo of yourself in the comments (by 'you' I mean the dog, I'm just assuming you do your own facebooking like me) as long as you are in Australia! We will be open to overseas models too and really need some, but at this point we are urgently needing try ons done so we can ok the fit for our next production. In exchange for being a model for us you will get, your shot posted all over our social media accounts for the world to admire, and the title of being chosen as our very first Darren and Phillip model #itssomethingtobragaboutbelieveme I'll just be sitting here by the phone waiting for any photos to come in, post your favourite photo of yourself and I'll go through and select the best ones to be our models. 😘😘 Darren XO Well lit, clear photos only, because you know, it's gotta be #facebookworthy 😉😉😉
Woman's Day ... total and utter fabrication. Fake news at its worst. Can I be any clearer? Thanks to the loyalty of our viewers Sunrise has been Australia's #1 breakfast program for 13 consecutive years... because it's a team effort. It's an honour to be part of it. I honestly love working with them all.
Dozens of #AustraliaDay billboards with the girls in hijabs will now appear all over the country, along with full page ads in newspapers, thanks to thousands of Australians who have so far given more than $130,000 to the #PutThemBackUp crowdfunding campaign.
UNFORTUNATELY, I can only claim credit for the flower arranging in this pic.. It was my little sister who nailed this baby (first attempt and all) in honour of the other little baby we are all patiently waiting for! KR x
"People generally don't bat an eyelid when Miki and I are living and working amongst other farmers. We're just Dan and Miki, and these are our cattle." Add your name for #MarriageEquality at: www.equalitycampaign.org.au
You're never too old for a Princess Cake and this gorgeous Pull apart Cupcake version will put a smile on everyone's dial. Click the link now for all the different styles and Pin your favorites http://thewhoot.com.au/whoot-news/recipes/princess-pull-apart-cake
We have 57 of our 2017 calendars left everybody! Ready to be posted out tomorrow! On sale for $18 on our website now! Once we've sold out we will be drawing three cheques for our Rescues and donating all the money we've raised to them! We have been waiting for that special day for so long now and we can't wait! If you haven't gotten yours yet there's one last chance now. Website will automatically notify once sold out. Order yours at www.darrenandphillip.com.au
For anybody who had a calendar go missing in the mail. Lots of them were returned to us from either an insufficient address or it went unclaimed. I'll be emailing those people this week to fix this for you and we've kept calendars aside to make sure every person gets theirs ❤️