Naidoc 2017 has officially landed at Bundarra! This year's theme is "Our Languages Matter" which aims to emphasise and celebrate the unique and essential role that Indigenous languages play in cultural identity; linking people to their land and water and in the transmission of Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander history, spirituality and rites, through story and song.
In anticipation of this celebration of language and culture, we had Charlie Chambers Jnr from the Jarowair tribe and Shara Delaney Artist from Quandamooka country paint for us their interpretation of the Naidoc theme. In collaboration with Bundarra, the end result is a collection of over 30 beautiful products, with many new garment styles including:
Celeste can’t believe doctors study for 10 years to be so wrong. When it comes to raising a healthy bubba David “Avocado” Wolfe is Jesus and Pete Evans wrote the bible.
Unlike your disgusting working class spawn, Celeste’s children need a very special blend of organic, non-GMO, gluten-free, sustainable food that must be sourced ethically in hand woven baskets by the kind of dollar-a-day Oxfamlings that she believes live off her husband’s insincere charity write-offs.
Didn’t catch all that? Don’t worry, Celeste has a stack of cards printed out with said information that she dishes out like a grad position lawyer at the Raffles on MILF night.
Today Celeste is trying to realign her chakra by masturbating with an activated zucchini while watching her beloved Pete Evans on MKR and reading pseudo-scientific health articles that make Buzzfeed look like Al Jazeera.
Chakra re-aligned, and her bubba’s fed on a delish bone broth, Celeste instructs her cleaner to whip up a special cleaning agent that the avocado-dicked fuckstain Wolfe recomended. She tweaked her recipe and calls it Eat, Love, Pray & Wipe.
As for Celeste, she is off to yoga to tell all the other luxury 4WD owning mummies that big pharma allegedly has it’s finger in a particular brand of organic baby water.
“I would never give little James Earth Glow H20 again, I read that big pharma is paying off the Siamese hills people to add vaccine residue and sneakily get our kids hooked on vaccinations! It’s like a gateway drug to autism”.
There is a mighty gasp from the Lululemonites who are now stumped as to what water to give their babies. The tap stuff is loaded with fluoride and now their trusted brand of GMO-free organic water is tied up in the conspiracy.
For fucks sake, this woman is a few steps away from being a beautiful mind-cunt with a bedroom full of newspaper clippings and string connecting the dots.
She starts a petition on a mummy group to boycott the water and proceeds to only hydrate little James with the purest of kale-strained Voss water. “It’s the only way I can be sure”.
Nevertheless, sprouting insane health views is perfectly acceptable when Dr Google will see you at any time. You won't even need to re-read a 7 month old edition of Woman’s Day while you wait for some medical hack to tell you that you are a moron.
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Someone here asked me recently what I thought of that ridonkulous Suzanne Venker article about women needing to let their husbands be the boss of they want to have a happy relationship. Well, I don't think anything can sum up my feelings better than this piece from Reductress.
Every Sunday after church it was a tradition, in both summer and winter, to have a roast dinner (lunch) with all the trimmings. The wood was cut the night before and the stove was lit after church on Sunday morning. The meat was usually hogget and the vegies, including potatoes, pumpkin, shelled peas and brussel sprouts were usually from dad’s own vegetable garden in the backyard. The meat and veg were all cooked in dripping and roasted until golden brown, even the brussel sprouts tasted good! After the roast was on and in the stove, mum and the girls (my sisters) would make a cake (one of mum’s famous sponges) and several batches of biscuits to last the family for the week ahead. Photo from Pinterest
A severe storm warning for damaging winds and heavy rainfall has been issued.
Severe thunderstorms are likely to produce damaging winds and heavy rainfall that may lead to flash flooding in the warning area over the next several hours. Locations which may be affected include Warwick, Gold Coast, Toowoomba, Brisbane, Dalby, Maroochydore, Roma, Kingaroy, Stanthorpe, Caboolture and Goondiwindi.
HSU events showcases all their events in the last two years, featuring the people who make it possible, the fans! It's a movie that brings Major Goosebumps and instant Nostalgia. Please enjoy this ride!
Checkout the Knockout Circuz 2016 Footage (Insane!!) - can't wait to bring the same Production for Midnight Mafia
When you meet your new nephew and he hates you because he wants your milk. But the feeling is slightly mutual at the moment because man my boobs are filling up with every newborn gurgle you make. It's ok Eddie, we will find common ground very soon. #EddieJames
Are you looking for a career that’s rewarding, challenging and contributes to the safety of our community?
We particularly want to encourage applications from women for this course.
A day as a firefighter can involve anything from a road crash rescue to responding to a structure or vegetation fire. The roles include frontline firefighting, education and training, fuel reduction, rescues and more.
We are committed to encouraging gender diversity across the Fire Service and that starts at the recruitment level, by seeking more female applicants.
Firefighting has traditionally been a male dominated profession. That is changing across the country as fire services actively seek to bring more women into the service.
Reaching out to female applicants broadens our talent pool. And research has shown that greater diversity improves organisational performance, productivity and community safety outcomes.
The TFS already has almost 950 female volunteer firefighters who love the work they do and make a huge contribution to the safety of their communities. But there are only 11 female career firefighters so we need more.
The recruitment process is thorough and physical standards are high, but it’s definitely achievable.
The Firefighter recruitment process includes written aptitude testing, physical aptitude testing, interviews and other assessments to ensure suitability for the job.
Chris Arnol Chief Officer
There are 15 positions on the course, with vacancies in the North West, Northern and Southern Regions. You can find more information at www.jobs.tas.gov.au and www.fire.tas.gov.au/Show?pageId=colRecruitment