GOLD COAST SCHOOL HOLIDAY DEALS!!!! https://www.ashmorepalmsgoldcoast.com.au/hot-deals Like and share this post by 31 March & you could win a $100 Accommodation Voucher! Book by 31 March & you could WIN a FREE holiday!
You asked... and we listened! Ashmore Palms is excited to release some exclusive School Holiday Deals for selected peak periods in 2017 and January 2018. Ensure to book early!!!
If 1-2 adults book for 7 nights, you can SAVE on the Daily Rate AND up to 4 adults or children stay FREE! The number of free guests depends on the maximum occupancy of your chosen cabin style.
Ashmore Palms offers a selection of self-contained holiday cabins, ranging from budget to luxury. The Village has extensive family-friendly facilities including 2 swimming lagoons, 2 playgrounds, barbecue areas, tennis court, gardens, guest laundries, 7-day reception, general store and aviaries housing exotic parrots.
View all of Ashmore Palms' holiday cabins at https://www.ashmorepalmsgoldcoast.com.au/accommodation Read more about Ashmore Palms' facilities at https://www.ashmorepalmsgoldcoast.com.au/facilities
During Ashmore Palms' peak periods, enjoy the FREE family activities! These include face painting, kids' games, disco's, movie nights, morning teas, sand art and more!!!
These Deals are available for stays that fall between 21 and 31 April 2017, between 30 June and 16 July 2017, between 15 September and 8 October 2017 or between 15 and 28 January 2018, subject to availability. Conditions apply and some block-out dates apply in some cabin styles. Not available on existing or group reservations, group reservations or bookings made via third parties. A 7 night minimum stay applies.
The "Early bird catches the worm" - so you'd better hurry! These Deals MUST be booked by 31 March 2017! A 20% deposit (min $150) is required upon booking for most cabin styles. The Macaw Mansions and Rainforest Retreats attract a 25% deposit (minimum $200).
Book online now at https://www.ashmorepalmsgoldcoast.com.au/online-bookings or phone our Reservations Team on 1300 303 912. Ask for the "School Holiday Early Bird 7+Night Deal!" A deposit is required upon booking.
Would you like to layby your holiday? If so, please speak to one of our Reservations Team members to arrange a payment plan that suits you!
Read more about all of Ashmore Palms' current Holiday Deals and booking conditions at https://www.ashmorepalmsgoldcoast.com.au/hot-deals
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**Based on the real beliefs of the Avocado himself**
The Human Zoo - Mr David Avocado Wolfe
Sara messages the Avocado as she is a massive dumbcunt sorry, “fan” of the memes where he writes the kind of things you’d expect to be smeared in human faeces in the cell of Charles Manson while he’s on acid.
Sara meets an unblinking Avocado at an eatery, “OMG I love your curls Dave”.
The Avocado composes himself, “It’s David, and yes, the only product in the world that has Chakra-enhancing microbes is the Wolfe brand hair curling wand, available from my website. My hair is level 7”.
She takes a seat while the Avocado examines her. “Your flat breasts and butt remind me of the Earth, I like that”. Sara looks confused, “haha good one Dave”.
The Avocado looks irritated, “Its David, and you have much to learn, big Pharma want you to believe the Earth is round so they can sell you toxic sunscreen. If not why are we all not rolling? See?”
He continues to woo his prey, I mean date, “I can tell that you are not vaccinated m’lady”. She nods ecstatically, “of course not messiah, but how can you tell?” He smirks, “because you are not an autistic corpse ha ha, a little joke we have at Avocado HQ”. She orgsams three times.
While ordering, the Avocado only permits her to have a side dish of mushrooms as he has brought his own container full of Earthling-Fuel, available this May from his website. Everything else has GMOs, he can smell it.
“You know Sara, mushrooms contain alien DNA, they are from a place elsewhere to us. We must first praise Memela before consuming their flesh”
After dinner, the Avocado has a proposal, “how about you come back to my den and we can couple our genitals while hanging upside down, I’ll fuck that toxic gravity right out of your liver and you’ll cum anti-arthritis eons?”
Before getting her to do some upside downward dog he must complete his complicated ritual for obtaining an erection. Why complicated? Because his body is so nutrient deprived he makes the West African coast look like the Sizzler salad bar.
First he rubs some pure cacao on his balls, as chocolate is an octave of the sun he needs his little man to salute to. Next is a liberal dousing of deer antler spray (available on his website). The only substance known to man that is “levitational” in its nature (FACT).
BOOM. His chakra burst through his hemp jocks. They hang upside down, and the Avocado makes them face Atlantis. His dirty talk is unorthodox, “tell me Carl Sagan is a science-faggot baby”, “I’m going to fist you like Big Pharma is fisting the Ethiopian Chia farmers”, “share my meme!”.
Oh shit, her mobile phone goes off during the genital coupling. He stops mid-pump and pulls out a taser like device (available on his website), “I can't believe you gave me cancer, here you need to send at least 350 Wolfe-amps of electro-cado through my central chakra NOW”.
Thank god, the waves of electricity cure his cancer he just got from her mobile ringing and he howls into the night as he ejaculates his “soul spunk”, which he claims is 98% goji berry and can cure leukemia.
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A SOUTH Australian man has refused an offer $200,000 over the asking price on his 10-acre property because the buyers were Muslim. John O’Leary, owner of Gainsborough Equestrian Centre in Golden Grove, said he turned down the offer to purchase the property, listed for $1.79 million, because he wanted “Australia to remain in Australia”. “We want Australia to remain westernised,” Mr O’Leary told news.com.au. “We don’t want Muslims coming into this country. They don’t assimilate ... and the fact they take over suburbs and won’t allow Australians in their own suburbs.”
The fifth-generation Australian horseman, whose father was the personal horse escort to General Thomas Blamey, the commander-in-chief of the Australian Military Forces during World War II, said he agrees with One Nation leader Pauline Hanson “completely”.
“We are the silent majority of the right-wing who have been stifled by political correctness over the past two generations from being able to speak our mind,” he told news.com.au. When asked if he knew whether the buyers were Australian Muslims, he said he was not sure. But Mr O’Leary did say he also refused the offer to preserve the equestrian industry in South Australia.
According to The Advertiser, the Islamic businessmen who made the offer had considered purchasing the property to build a community centre big enough to hold 1000 people, including prayer rooms and a catering kitchen. “The Labor Government in this country, and city council, are in love with real estate developers and the horse industry has been kicked pillar to post out of the cities to the sticks and so I am trying to stop the rot there,” Mr O’Leary said. “I want to sell the property to someone who will run it as an equestrian centre so it doesn’t become a concrete jungle.”
DIRTY POLITICAL DOUBLE STANDARDS "Malcolm Turnbull's Small Business Minister has charged taxpayers nearly $50,000 to stay in his wife's Canberra apartment but has defended the spending by comparing his travel allowance to penalty rates.
Michael McCormack is one of about 50 federal politicians believed to use their $273-a-night Canberra travel allowance to help pay off a second home. His wife bought the property in the leafy suburb of Kingston - close to Parliament House - in May 2013 and he now stays there whenever he visits." And is payed an allowance to stay at his own place!
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